Foxs Finest Biscuits Meme Funny Panda
I saw a biscuit in a cage at the zoo
It was bread in captivity
A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
Bonnie Tyler's new range of biscuits have received good reviews
They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken...
I don't need an entire biscuit.
Just a single bis is fine. Don't need a whole kit.
I just bought some ginger biscuits.
He wasn't very grateful.
Tiny biscuit pizzas and my kid...
My 8yo daughter and I were adding ingredients to the biscuit pizzas before putting in them in the oven. I told her to...
Me: put black olives on em.
Her: dad?....
Me: yes
Her: on Olive them?
I was was so proud 🤣
My son gets to play a frosted cinnamon biscuit in the school play!
It's a sweet role!
My dog biscuit got ran over!
Now we call her flatbread.
Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
Good old biscuit henge.
What biscuit does a short person like?
Shortbread.
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
What did the biscuit say when it got ran over?
Oh crumbs.
DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits
He's calling his new line DJSteve's
How do biscuits have children?
Obviously, they are bread.
What are Thanos's favourite biscuits?
Ginger snaps
This biscuit is nice with a cup of tea
I just took a job at a biscuit factory.
What can I say? I knead the dough.
My dad told me a biscuit joke
it was rich
Dublin Dad Joke takes the (biscuit) cake
What's a dwarfs favourite biscuit?
Shortbread.
Why did the magician wear a suit made of biscuits?
So he could have a few Twix up his sleeve
For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...
It's a rocky road.
What does a comedian biscuit and I have in common?
We both make crummy jokes!
I caught my dad in the kitchen with his dick in a biscuit tin...
I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"
So two biscuits are walking down the street and one says to the other "where do you live?"
And the other says "I can't tell you, you'll steal my clothes"
Please tell me if you get this. Cus I don't.
What are Aladdin's favourite biscuits?
Jaffar Cakes.
I really like the expression "Son of a biscuit"
It just rolls off the tongue.
Mam asks for some biscuits
My dad tells her that there's none left.
Mam: "Are you lying?"
Dad: "No, I'm sitting down."
Dog biscuits
Went to the gardening store today as I needed some stuff for the garden (duhh), anyways when I get to the counter there's a small basket with some fancy ass dog biscuits. I grab a small crumbly bit and chew on it, and then tell the cute girl behind the counter.
"You know what? These things don't taste like dog at all"
She looked aghast at me, and started laughing like crazy, and got some weird looks from her manager.
I should have got her number...
What biscuit does a short person like?
Shortbread.
What biscuit does a short person like?
Shortbread.
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